Can you imagine running the United States without ever having a cocktail? Mind boggling to think about. He never touches tea, coffee, or alcohol. Of course there’s still the possibility of E.coli, but at least he wouldn’t be the only one to succumb.

If an order is placed for a heap of fast food, he’s less likely to be a target, since others will also be enjoying the selection of greasy bags. Rumor has it, the reason for Donald Trump’s affection for QSR is he fears poisoning. Here’s the skinny on the president’s culinary tendencies. Everyone knows poultry is better-for-you than beef. Apparently this day, the president is eating healthier, ditching the usual Big Mac, fries, and Diet Coke. The limo floor carpeted with discarded translucent-stained fast food wrappers – his advisors are happy. Visualize the Presidential motorcade wedged between a Plymouth Voyager and Subaru Rodeo at the KFC drive-thru. Maybe our fearless leader is getting a bad rap. There’s much criticism regarding President’s Trump’s dietary habits, so we’re taking a closer look. President Trump has taken a lot of flak over his diet – especially since Former President Bill Clinton had similar cravings and went on to have a heart attack followed by 2 bypass surgeries before going vegan. The button is, in fact, a signal to notify the butler to bring a Diet Coke.

The Donald pushes the thing in what some believed might launch nuclear weapons, or open a trap door in the floor, James Bond style, to end the meeting as abruptly as possible. There’s a red button in the Oval Office – a device which has allowed President Trump to scare the daylights out of reporters and politicians.

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